I’m a rare breed. Although I graduated from Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University (Vah Tech as we prefer), I am not a Hokie. A Hokie is not just the school’s mascot. It’s how the student body refers to itself, an indoctrinated group of young people and graduates who genuinely believe NOTHING is better than attending Virginia Tech. But since I transferred in, I skipped … Read More →
For those of you who follow the news (and what’s more #DC than starting your day with Morning Joe), you are well aware of the burgeoning scandal coming out of Columbia, Maryland. Yes, apparently the National Security Agency, which is tasked with monitoring all the world’s telephone and internet traffic has been, in fact, monitoring all the world’s telephone and internet traffic. I know. The … Read More →
I would never say I suffered from clinical depression. I haven’t gone to a psychiatrist, been fed some Zoloft and sent on my merry way. But it would be hard to argue that for three years of my life, I wasn’t seriously affected by something resembling it. If I had to sum up my formative years as a child, they were about putting on a … Read More →
My dick was everywhere this weekend. Not physically, but… pictorially. It began Thursday when I sent it to a girl I’d never met, but had started sexting with an hour early (thank you, internet). and continued Friday, when I showed it to two females friends for them to judge. I don’t know. We were drunk. Sitting around a bar, talking about dick pics. I’d mentioned … Read More →